I laid out for 45 minutes today. Tan, eh?

And we will deal with that later.

Currently I’m in Hawai’i collecting rich and inappropriate material. I will, I promise, be answering questions for Ask Caroline Wednesday, but before you all start sending me hate mail at 10AM, please try to remember that I’m six hours behind EST. Six.

In the meantime. Stuart is home while we’re away and he’s up to no good at all. He doesn’t seem to remember that his mother gets Twitter on her phone. He’s begun a Twitterevolution at stuartthecat. You can check out his Daily KILF (Kitty I’d like to Fuck) and breaking cat news by following stuartthecat.

We all hope our children grow up to be something…