wouldn’t be an injury without an insult
May 24th, 2010 § Leave a Comment
And as for the insult for this injury (below)…
After the doctor put on this godforsaken boot, I was finally able to go to the ladies room (I’d needed to pee since the moment I walked out of my house), where I discovered that my panties were on backwards. And I couldn’t turn them around because I couldn’t get my pants off over the boot.
I’m looking forward to whatever fecal cross contamination infection I have to look forward to…
*shiver*
