the half truth of a whole life

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• Why is there a roll of toilet paper on my bedside shelf? 3 weeks ago
• Another new phone. Grr. 1 month ago
• @stuartthecat, what are you thinking? this lewd behavior is completely unacceptable. just wait until your father hears of this. 1 month ago
• Because @myersandchang you are not in san francisco. Sadly. 1 month ago
• Eating alone. 1 month ago
• Sitting in the park taking pictures of squirrels. Murdering crustaceans a little later... 2 months ago
• The Thursday blog is up... http://WWW.halftruthofawholelife.com 2 months ago
• Check out Ask Caroline Wednesday before todays blog: http://is.gd/cshlo 2 months ago